N E V E R - let an Israelite babysit for you. I made that mistake once.

I went out to a movie with my wife, when we got back, my home was demolished and my children were raped and murdered in the most grotesque way.

When I asked the Israeli "What in the hell happened?!"

All the Israelite could say was: "Self-Defense, Antisemite and Holocaust."

I called the FBI and they gave the Israelite a free ticket to Israel and a warm hug...

I will never let an Israelite babysit EVER again.